EVIDENCE #001AUTHENTIC
Forgot password. Reset it. Forgot the new password.
LIKELIHOOD OF HUMAN98%
HUMANITY VERIFICATION SYSTEM // CASE PH-001
PROBABLY HUMAN™
The internet asked for proof of humanity. He brought a receipt, three typos and no valid identification.
NO WALLET CONNECTION REQUIRED.
HUMANITY CANNOT BE GUARANTEED.
HUMANITY CANNOT BE GUARANTEED.
HUMANITY CONFIDENCE63%
Automated assessment may be wrong.
It usually is.
It usually is.
01 / SUBJECT DOSSIER
WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE HE EXISTS.
Subject PH-001 appeared online with an ordinary face, an invalid badge and the confidence of somebody who clicked “I have read the terms” without reading the terms.
IDENTITY_RECORD.TXTREAD ONLY
NAMEProbably Human
BORNprobably
SPECIESpending review
OCCUPATIONhuman
CAPTCHAS FAILED8,492
TERMS READ0
MOTHER'S CLAIM“he is human”
INCONCLUSIVE
ORIGIN_NOTE.MDUNVERIFIED
The internet became very good at asking whether people are human, and very bad at knowing the answer.
PH-001 has spent an unreasonable amount of time proving he is not a robot. He has failed image grids, forgotten passwords, bought things he did not need, opened the fridge without a plan and repeatedly selected REMIND ME TOMORROW.
No single action proves humanity. Together, they are concerningly persuasive.
SYSTEM CONCLUSION: Probably human. Confidence subject to change without notice.
02 / EVIDENCE ARCHIVE
HUMAN-LIKE BEHAVIOR DETECTED.
The case remains open. New evidence is added whenever the subject does something inefficient, irrational or deeply familiar.
EVIDENCE #002FINANCIAL
Bought high. Sold low. Checked chart immediately after.
LIKELIHOOD OF HUMAN100%
EVIDENCE #003DOMESTIC
Opened refrigerator. Forgot why. Closed refrigerator.
LIKELIHOOD OF HUMAN94%
EVIDENCE #004SOFTWARE
Clicked “remind me tomorrow” for 417 consecutive days.
LIKELIHOOD OF HUMAN99%
EVIDENCE #005COMMUNICATION
Typed “haha” with a completely neutral facial expression.
LIKELIHOOD OF HUMAN96%
EVIDENCE #006PRODUCTIVITY
Opened 47 tabs to avoid completing one task.
LIKELIHOOD OF HUMAN97%
03 / TOKEN RECORD
THE TOKEN EXISTS. PROBABLY.
The lore comes first. Token details live here so nobody has to guess which contract is official.
PROBABLY HUMAN
OFFICIAL CRYPTO-ASSET RECORD // VERIFY EVERYTHING // TRUST NOTHING AUTOMATICALLY
CONTRACT PENDING
Network
Robinhood Chain
Type
Ethereum L2
Chain ID
4663
Gas
ETH
Ticker
TBD
Supply
TBD
Standard
ERC-20
Contract controls
Publish at launch
04 / FREQUENTLY ASKED
QUESTIONS WE CANNOT CONFIDENTLY ANSWER.
Is he human?
Probably.
Are you sure?
No.
What is the utility?
Existing online while repeatedly failing to prove that we exist online.
Why does one hand look different?
It has the normal amount.
Do I need to connect a wallet to use the site?
No. The verification experience runs in your browser. The public V1 does not need wallet access.
Is this financial advice?
Definitely not. It is an internet character, a meme and—once officially published—a volatile crypto asset.